how to spot fungi girls?

FACE.
1: Puts on ugly contact lens
2: Puts on ugly makeup on dark skin.

HAIR
1: Overall, ugly.

FASHION SENSE
1: Very ugly
2: Wears ONLY black.
3: Wears tube tops for both top and bottom. (In cold areas, covers self in cardigan.)

BODY
1: Many many flesh exposed.
2: On exposed flesh, multiple black spots. (Comes in all sizes- XL, L, M, S, XS.)

ATTITUDE
1: Talks softly.
2: Talks LOUDLY when there are guys 50m radius.

Description of a fungi girl only fits if she matches ALL OF ABOVE.